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09/30/2003 - 4:02 p.m.
Top Ten Things Heard At The Downs House Before Mini-Me
10. Boy, the house looks really great!
9. Let’s go out to see a movie and eat at a nice restaurant tonight.
8. I think I’ll take a nap.
7. Let’s just leave all those cleaning supplies in the bottom cupboard.
6. Man, I was so comfortable; I slept in until ten o’clock this morning!
5. Sure, you can stay at our place - just sleep in the guest room!
4. No problem, I’ll just run to the store - it’ll only take me 5 minutes.
3. Rolie Polie Olie? Sponge Bob Square Pants? What the hell are you talking about?
2. Hey, let’s have sex tonight!
1. Hey, let’s have sex now!

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09/30/2003 - 7:00 a.m.
I finally made our Plans for my Cousins Wedding
I booked our airline tickets and made reservations for the hotel that we are staying at for my cousins wedding in November. So far I have spent almost $600 for this joyful event. When I told Lisa about the cost she said, “All I know is that we better have Great $@#!” I was thinking damn, I thought we always had great $@#.
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09/30/2003 - 6:32 a.m.
Best invention in Pants - I thought I would do an entry in Pig Latin
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English version:

This past weekend I bought three new pair of pants, the reason you ask? Because I’ve gain about 15 pounds during the past 3 months. The worlds best invention in pants is made by Haggar, called “Comfort Fit Waist” the damn pants has a hidden, flexible waistband, how cool is that! Now I can continue to gain weight without the worry about having to buy new pants every three months!
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09/30/2003 - 6:19 a.m.
This morning’s bad news
While I was driving to work this morning I heard on the news that Dany Heatley and Dan Snyder, Atlanta Thrashers teammates were seriously injured in an automobile wreck in Buckhead late Monday night. Heatly’s Ferrari was traveling at an estimated 80 mph in a 40 mph zone hit a wall Lenox Road around 10:30 p.m., the car was cut in half and Snyder was ejected from the car.

To think that just about 3 hours before the wreck Mason and I saw the two of them at the Atlanta Thrashers Face-Off party. It makes me think that we need to live our life without regrets, do not put off telling your love ones that you love them.
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09/30/2003 - 6:08 a.m.
Atlanta Thrashers Face-Off party
Last night Mason and I went to the Atlanta Thrashers Face-Off party, a party for season ticket holders held at the Phillips Arena. No we are not season ticket holders but a co-worker is and he couldn’t go, and thought Mason and I would enjoy the fun, and we did, Thanks Brian.

We had a great time; the Thrashers had free food, drinks, face painting and games for Mason to play. They introduced the players and had stations for autographs. Mason really loves buffalo wings, and face painting.

We left around 7:15, which is 15 minutes after his bedtime. We packed his PJ’s for the ride home, because we knew he would fall asleep. Which he did before I could get the car out of the parking lot.
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