"The Daily Nonsense reportĒ showing on http://BruceDowns.Diaryland.com is just what the name implies, just nonsense. I update this nonsense everyday with links to a wide variety of weird, funny, strange, and just plain entertaining sites that the Internet, so frequently, provides us. On occasion I may feature links that doesnít necessarily meet the previously mention criteria but are my personal thoughts and observations. I do put witty taglines on this nonsense and mail them to your mother on occasion, especially when you have been bad. So have fun, make comments, and come back often.

11/07/2003 - 6:30 a.m.
The Truth About Email Chain letters and Hoaxes
Category: uproarious - posted by: screenwriter
The truth about email chain letters and hoaxes.

11/07/2003 - 6:05 a.m.
The Oldest Human Habit
Category: dim-witted news - posted by: Bruce
New research has found cleaning one's teeth may be the oldest human habit, unclear how the practice evaded Britain.

11/07/2003 - 5:57 a.m.
If You donít know Jack Schitt
Category: uproarious - posted by: Jerry
If you donít know Jack, than I would like to introduce you to him and his family.

11/07/2003 - 5:44 a.m.
"Hello Neo. I am Moofius."
Category: uproarious - posted by: Kami
The Meatrix. "Hello Neo. I am Moofius."

11/06/2003 - 12:34 p.m.
what is up with the sun?
Category: dim-witted news - posted by: Steve
Scientists pose the question: what is up with the sun? Answer: who in the [email protected] knows. Read Story.

I have been right all this time, it wasn't us causing the global warming.

11/06/2003 - 12:10 p.m.
The Less Van Phone Ad
Category: claptrap, flash animation - posted by: Steve
Kiwi Hippys selling phones makes me laugh. What's next? Watch Ad.

11/06/2003 - 6:35 a.m.
Matrix Revolutions
Category: nauseous - posted by: Jill
I feel so burned. I can't believe I (called in sick to go see) went to Matrix Revolutions. IMO, they shouldn't have made it into a franchise, as the first Matrix was just fine as a stand-alone movie.

11/06/2003 - 5:52 a.m.
Take the Kissing Test
Category: interesting - posted by: Bruce
Pucker up and calculate. Where Did You Rank? Less than zero, 1-5, 6-10, 11-15 or over 16. If you scored over 16 Do you offer private lessons?

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