"The Daily Nonsense reportĒ showing on http://BruceDowns.Diaryland.com is just what the name implies, just nonsense. I update this nonsense everyday with links to a wide variety of weird, funny, strange, and just plain entertaining sites that the Internet, so frequently, provides us. On occasion I may feature links that doesnít necessarily meet the previously mention criteria but are my personal thoughts and observations. I do put witty taglines on this nonsense and mail them to your mother on occasion, especially when you have been bad. So have fun, make comments, and come back often.

01/11/2004 - 6:39 a.m.
Legal Disclaimer: Only nerds need apply.
Category: bizarre - posted by: Bruce
Speak Klingon? Read No. 7 to Get a college scholarship

01/10/2004 - 6:22 a.m.
argh.. the pun... so punful....
Category: dim-witted news - posted by: Bruce
Women rob check-cashing store with insect repellant. Cashier rumored to be pretty bugged by the raid

01/09/2004 - 3:56 a.m.
Please take the Red Pill
Category: personal - posted by: Bruce
After this, there is no going back. You take the blue pill and the story ends. You wake in your bed and you believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill and you stay in Wonderland and I show you how deep the rabbit-hole goes.

01/08/2004 - 5:12 a.m.
Excuse my absence
Category: incredible - posted by: Bruce
Having sex. Back Friday.

Actually, Iím not really absent because Iím having sex, if that was the case than I wouldnít have time for all this nonsense in the first place. Iíve learn how to have sex daily and post.

01/07/2004 - 4:09 a.m.
mmmmmmm.... (low-fat) doughnuts.....
Category: nauseous, because Iím on a diet - posted by: Bruce
Illinois man jailed for 15 months for selling mislabeled low-fat doughnuts. 15 months is a little harsh, I thought he deserved to be sentenced to a baker's dozen.

01/07/2004 - 3:52 a.m.
Man, a convicted felon just can't catch a break!
Category: bizarre - posted by: Bruce
Woman claiming to have won lottery has extensive criminal record. Violated Penal Code Sections 12.18, 32.36, and 49.21. Link goes to mugshot at www.theSmokingGun.com

01/06/2004 - 6:34 a.m.
Is Bush anything even remotely like Hitler? No.
Category: Twaddle - posted by: Bruce.
Ad comparing Bush to Hitler draws fire. Nazis claim comparison is unfair

01/06/2004 - 6:28 a.m.
Concrete to Concrete, Dust to Dust..
Category: idiotic - posted by: Bruce.
Man in critical condition after trying to take the quick route to club-level during Peach Bowl

01/06/2004 - 4:03 a.m.
Skip the kid; go for the crab harmonica.
Category: uproarious - posted by: Bruce.

Having felt the same frustration as the rest of us, 7-yr old boy increases odds of winning by crawling inside claw-grabber stuffed animal game

01/05/2004 - 6:55 a.m.
The Girl Scouts are out to make a profit as usual.
Category: dim-witted news - posted by: Bruce.
Girl Scouts prepping bug army to protect their camp in insect war. We bow to our new insect overlords

01/05/2004 - 3:47 a.m.
Nobody really needs an unsafe homemade reactor (especially one made of duct tape and foil)
Category: idiotic - posted by: Bruce
Tale of a Boy Scout and his Radioactive experiment preformed in his mothers backyard. And to think I thought I was cool for making a telephone with a string and a couple of green been cans when I was his age.

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