01/24/2004 - 5:43 a.m.
I say charge admission...maybe we can make up some of the $87 billon.
Category: that�s right, dim-witted news - posted by: Bruce
While in prison, Saddam's hole will be filled
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01/23/2004 - 7:16 a.m.
Another Penguin game for your Friday Entertainment
Category: game - posted by: Jessie .
This Penguin game was sent me by Jessie the Penguin Extraordinaire! If you don�t believe me checkout her site.
Below is her picture from her site.
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01/23/2004 - 6:42 a.m.
I think it�s a conspiracy. How many things have we "lost" on Mars?
Category: bizarre - posted by: Bruce.
Spirit Rover not sending data -- attacked by Martian forces -- Starship Troopers on the move
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01/23/2004 - 6:36 a.m.
830 charges, 807 for alcohol intoxication
Category: incredible - posted by: Bruce.
Ladies and Gentlemen meet the new Otis, Barney Fife not available for comment.
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01/23/2004 - 3:53 a.m.
Love, Sex and Health
Category: interesting - posted by: Steve
Porn is warping our children�s minds. Funny, I turned out okay.
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01/22/2004 - 7:15 a.m.
For all you cat lovers
Category: uproarious - posted by: Leslie.
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01/22/2004 - 6:44 a.m.
Very sad, but mom's "All she could say was, 'Aren't they beautiful?' " makes her a hero in my book.
Category: SAD, do not make fun of this. - posted by: Bruce.
Indianapolis woman gives birth to two-headed baby. Infant(s) not expected to live.
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01/22/2004 - 6:36 a.m.
From Surf To Slope: Young Shark Bite Victim Takes Up Snowboarding
Category: incredible - posted by: Bruce.
Surfer girl who
lost her arm to shark is now taking up
snowboarding. Sasquatch seen hiding behind tree licking his lips.
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01/21/2004 - 7:03 a.m.
Hit the penguin!
Category: Game, uproarious - posted by: Bruce.
Hit the penguin! My best hit = 301.1 on my second try.
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01/21/2004 - 6:35 a.m.
They're called "puppies"
Category: Twaddle - posted by: Bruce.
Woman claims to have world's smallest dog
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01/21/2004 - 6:25 a.m.
Blink Powered Night Vision Contact Lenses
Category: incredible - posted by: Bruce.
Scientists have finally invented night vision contacts. Still no cure for cancer
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01/21/2004 - 6:22 a.m.
The mad cow disease is spreading!
Category: idiotic - posted by: Bruce.
Chicago's Bulls mascot "Da Bull" da busted for selling da drugs out of da trunk of his ride
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01/21/2004 - 6:15 a.m.
sportscenter as a #1 seed?
Category: cool - posted by: Bruce.
ESPN page 3You can pick the top television show via a 32 show bracket
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01/20/2004 - 6:56 a.m.
"We had joy, we had fun, we had seasons in the sun..."
onehitwondercentral.com I just discovered a song that I haven't heard in twenty years over there: pac-man fever, by Buckner and Garcia. What long-lost tune do you need to remember?
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01/20/2004 - 3:55 a.m.
Police Add Twist To Bait Cars To Catch 'Bad Boys'
Cops have new tool to catch car thieves in Columbus. "Bait car" used to lure car thieves, who are then trapped in the car while the "Cops" theme is played
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01/20/2004 - 3:51 a.m.
Silly rats, cell phones are for people.
Category: interesting - posted by: Bruce
This is a rat brain. This is a rat brain on a cell phone I all ways wondered what a rat brain looked like , now I know, article with a picture.
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01/20/2004 - 3:44 a.m.
sweet, saves me the money.
Category: repulsive - posted by: Bruce
No longer satisfied living with a bunch of cats, single women are now buying engagement rings.
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01/19/2004 - 6:17 a.m.
Well, that�s amooosing
Category: interesting - posted by: Bruce.
Got Milk? ads may be unconstitutional
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01/19/2004 - 5:59 a.m.
I was spammed by GOD
Category: repulsive (that God would have to spam me) - posted by: Bruce.
I was spammed by the Almighty today. Jesus Himself sent me spam telling me about His new website. Global Jesus Christ Network it�s called. Not a terribly inspiring domain name. You�d think with His foreknowledge, He could have snagged a good one back in �95. But I digress.
I�m a tad disturbed that He couldn�t spring for better graphics out of the Vatican�s art budget. His head appears cut off on Mac IE 5.1. That�s the miracle of CSS for you. I never knew He looked so much like actor Kris Kristopherson; it�s quite uncanny.
Apparently He keeps up with the latest Web trends though: He accepts PayPal and has a Wired newsfeed.
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01/19/2004 - 5:37 a.m.
New fuel additive?
Category: uproarious - posted by: Bruce.
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