"The Daily Nonsense report” showing on http://BruceDowns.Diaryland.com is just what the name implies, just nonsense. I update this nonsense everyday with links to a wide variety of weird, funny, strange, and just plain entertaining sites that the Internet, so frequently, provides us. On occasion I may feature links that doesn’t necessarily meet the previously mention criteria but are my personal thoughts and observations. I do put witty taglines on this nonsense and mail them to your mother on occasion, especially when you have been bad. So have fun, make comments, and come back often.

02/01/2004 - 6:39 a.m.
Super Bowl Sunday, drink beer and eating wings
Category: claptrap - posted by: Bruce
Getting drunk see ya Monday. Even though I would like to see Carolina win today I’m afraid this is what it is going to take for it to happen.
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01/31/2004 - 7:01 a.m.
lots of japanese heading downtown with saki and chopsticks for an impromptu picnic
Category: bizarre - posted by: Bethany
Whale explodes in Taiwan city "A 60-ton sperm whale exploded on a busy street, showering nearby cars and shops with blood and organs and stopping traffic for hours." More Pictures linked here.
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01/31/2004 - 5:57 a.m.
My question is... How does a woman who's been married for any length of time remember what her husband's penis looks like?
Category: bizarre - posted by: Bruce
Which is worse: Being convicted of indecent exposure, or having your wife testify that your erection is not visible from 35 feet away? Not only can Lisa see my erection at 35 feet she can reach out and touch it. Well maybe at.... 33 1/2 feet away. Whaddya think? I'm some kind of mutant freak?
Don't believe me, well here's an actual witness testimony from Ron himself


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01/30/2004 - 7:10 a.m.
Damn, I wish I thought of that
Category: rody - posted by: Bruce.
Some people claim that it is too late to make money on the Internet, unless you have something that people want. Well this guy sells nothing and people are buying it on ebay. Don’t forget to read the feedback or better yet checkout his other auctions.
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01/30/2004 - 6:45 a.m.
This is too cool, now I know I’m turning into a geek
Category: cool - posted by: Bruce.
xplanet is a powerful and free app that lets you display an earth view on your desktop, with highly configurable degrees of realism. Available for multiple os's, you can even configure it to periodically download recent (within 3 hours) cloud cover maps, as well as your local weather forecast, satellite paths, recent earthquake or volcanic activity. Be sure to check out the gallery.
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01/30/2004 - 6:19 a.m.
Clicking for love in all the wrong places
Category: Possibly repulsive, that depends on how desperate you are - posted by: Bruce.
Yesterday I gave you ebay girlfriends, today especially for you Hadassah, haha I bring you MailOrderHusbands.net Here are a few quotes from your dream bachelors waiting to become your soul mate: ” I have good all-around hygiene and I recently discovered Viagra so, I am eager to meet some ladies.” or how about this one “ Ever drank paint thinner? Don't! trust me its a bad idea.” here’s another good quote “Would like to meet a girl who is open to creative marriage arrangements, including multiple wives.” last but not least and the one I like the most “I got booted off Match.com for cyber stalking but I'm better now.” Trust me there are more winners waiting for you. How about some pictures, here’s a few

So don’t waste your time or his, order today.

Contest the first person to get an email reply from one of these winners and forward to me will get a new car! Well not actually a car but I will email you a picture of my dream car. Sorry that’s the best I can do.
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01/30/2004 - 5:54 a.m.
At least the music is good
Category: repulsive - posted by: Bruce.
Learn dancing from a professional like René. He's German, and he's got rhythm. (Requires Quicktime)







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01/29/2004 - 6:29 a.m.
Attention Everyone! You can now find the girlfriend of your dreams on ebay
Category: bizarre - posted by: Bruce
Are you tired of being alone and your friends and family thinking that you are gay or just can't get a girlfriend. If so, then I am the woman you are looking for. As you know I’m not a women but just select the damn link. If not your type how about... me, me, me, me, and me too. And then there's the nun.
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01/29/2004 - 3:27 a.m.
Gallery of Untidy Workspaces
Category: bizarre - posted by: Bruce
Does your computer work area look like it was nuked? Submit a picture to Bash.org contest. You might win the contest. Note to all you early birds, I will post a picture of my office here so come back after 8:00AM
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01/29/2004 - 3:15 a.m.
A must have Product: Beer Can Concealer
Category: cool - posted by: Bruce
Adhesive labels turn your beer can into a soda can to elude the probing eyes of police!

Before picture

After picture

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01/28/2004 - 6:41 a.m.
On Halloween it comes to life eats children, and destroys Tokyo.
Category: bizarre - posted by: Bruce.
Daycare center receives three-ton teddy bear


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01/28/2004 - 6:36 a.m.
I've done 1, 2, 3, 7, and 9. Oops.
Category: nifty - posted by: Bruce.
Ten sure-fire ways to get fired
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01/28/2004 - 3:55 a.m.
This will have absolutely no impact on the mission. You heard it here first folks.
Category: interesting, Obvious - posted by: Bruce
NASA Says Second Mars Rover Experiencing Problems. Rover claims he never had an opportunity to be successful.
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01/27/2004 - 7:01 a.m.
HE WAS JUST TRYING TO BEE COOL...
Category: uproarious - posted by: Bruce.
Man comes to court in bumblebee costume to protest police sting
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01/27/2004 - 6:42 a.m.
And that is why it's called... dope.
Category: idiotic - posted by: Bruce.
To prove he's not drunk, man shows pot to cop.
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01/27/2004 - 6:27 a.m.
"He just whipped them all off."
Category: incredible - posted by: Bruce.
Man breaks four world records after running 152 miles on treadmill. Steps off treadmill, still feeling strong he involuntarily runs through YMCA wall in efforts to show his strength. And to think I thought I accomplished something last Saturday when I rode a stationary bike at the YMCA for 20 miles.
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01/26/2004 - 12:39 p.m.
Munchkins = Martians?
Category: rody - posted by: Bruce.
Opportunity lands successfully on Mars, wicked witch found dead.


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01/26/2004 - 6:38 a.m.
Drive-Thru Review: Hold the carbs!
Category: nifty, if you are on a diet - posted by: Bruce.
Review of various fast-food restaurants' contributions to the low-carb craze from bunless burgers to lettuce wraps and high-fiber bread.
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01/26/2004 - 6:34 a.m.
"Super Size Me."
Category: incredible - posted by: Bruce.
Morgan Spurlock decided to become a gastronomical guinea pig. He eat three meals a day for 30 days at McDonald's and document the impact on his health. And now he looks and feels like crap.


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