"The Daily Nonsense report� showing on http://BruceDowns.Diaryland.com is just what the name implies, just nonsense. I update this nonsense everyday with links to a wide variety of weird, funny, strange, and just plain entertaining sites that the Internet, so frequently, provides us. On occasion I may feature links that doesn�t necessarily meet the previously mention criteria but are my personal thoughts and observations. I do put witty taglines on this nonsense and mail them to your mother on occasion, especially when you have been bad. So have fun, make comments, and come back often.

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03/26/2004 - 6:30 a.m.
Fire Marshall�s assistance may be required
Time for a spanking. Yes, it�s true tomorrow I turn 41. Damn I�m old, especially here.
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03/26/2004 - 6:14 a.m.
Zombie Pinups
Category: cool - posted by: Bruce.
Hey guys I�m going to Dawn of the Dead this weekend. But this site, Zombie Pinups made my day.


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03/26/2004 - 5:59 a.m.
Get Yer Free Shrimp
Back in January (article / your comments), I mentioned that Long John Sliver's would give everyone in the country a free shrimp if NASA finds water on Mars. Well guess what? NASA found evidence of water, so now everyone gets a free giant shrimp.
Details here.

On Monday, May 10, between the hours of 2 p.m. and 5 p.m., customers can stop by any participating Long John Silver's restaurant and enjoy a free Giant Shrimp (one piece per customer).

Long John Sliver's but I think I'll pass.
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03/26/2004 - 5:54 a.m.
ping-pong, like you have never seen it
Category: uproarious - posted by: Jessie
Thanks Jessie, I love ping-pong, use to play it everyday in college. But this just might the one of the funniest ping-pong game I have ever seen.
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03/26/2004 - 5:38 a.m.
So breast milk... with chocolate syrup... tastes like Yoo-Hoo. Yet another innovation in science.
Category: bizarre - posted by: Bruce.
Just what does breast milk taste like, anyway?
[Via the sneeze]
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03/25/2004 - 6:54 a.m.
GRAFFITI
Category: cool - posted by: Bruce.
Wow! The Daily Nonsense is getting really famous.
Look what I found on a bridge.

At Letterjames, you can spray your own individual graffiti without worrying about the law.
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03/25/2004 - 6:22 a.m.
While in Georgia, Females beware
Category: idiotic and dim-witted news - posted by: Bruce.
Getting Pierced Privately in Georgia? Female? Go to Jail. In a stunning case of "And Another Thing" gone horribly wrong, the Georgia House of Representatives passed a bill yesterday that was meant to criminalize a range of notorious mutilations, especially in cases where defendants have cited ritual tradition. The primary benefactors of this bill are female victims of such crimes under the age of 18, though the bill will extend to include women of all ages. This was all well and good, until someone apparently muttered the word "piercing." The very thought left Category: idiotic and dim-witted news - posted by: Bruce.
Rep Bill Heath "slack-jawed" and so an amendment was tacked on to the existing bill. With the amendment added, the bill passed with a vote of 160-0.

The newly amended bill, if passed by the Georgia Senate, will make female genital piercing as much of a crime as the far more heinous mutilations in the original bill.
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03/24/2004 - 6:40 a.m.
Buy His Future
Category: idiotic - posted by: Bruce.
Buy His Future $59,965.90 owed, $245.75 donated.

"In exchange for your donation, I will from time to time write to you about what I've done with the life you've made possible. Make a gift, and free me to do good things with my life for this world."

It struck me as funny: have we come to a point in society where a man's future is worth the amount of his student loans?
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03/23/2004 - 6:24 a.m.
DAWN OF THE DEAD rules as hard as THE PASSION, but it so wimps out on the violence.
Category: Twaddle - posted by: Bruce.
Review of the weekends two top Zombie flicks "Now it�s thousands of years later and the being-a-zombie thing that Jesus started has caught on." and he says more like "The last shot of The Passion of the �Christ� is of Jesus getting up from the dead and walking out of his grave. This is the perfect movie to see right before DAWNING OF THE DEAD because it�s like Jesus was the original zombie, so when DAWNING opens it�s like it�s a sequel."
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03/23/2004 - 6:09 a.m.
Welcome to Zombo.com
Category: claptrap - posted by: Bruce.
This is Zombo.com, welcome to Zombo.com

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03/22/2004 - 6:36 a.m.
Disembodied
Category: bizarre - posted by: Bruce.


Disembodied.


Photography by Margot Qwan Knight,
one bizarre chick. Probably not save for Work.



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03/22/2004 - 6:24 a.m.
Had Too Much To Drink this Weekend?
Category: uproarious - posted by: Bruce.
Hilarious root beer commercials Play I just love the Orangutan one.
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03/22/2004 - 6:20 a.m.
Ahem, excuse me but...
What are you doing here?
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