"The Daily Nonsense report� showing on http://BruceDowns.Diaryland.com is just what the name implies, just nonsense. I update this nonsense everyday with links to a wide variety of weird, funny, strange, and just plain entertaining sites that the Internet, so frequently, provides us. On occasion I may feature links that doesn�t necessarily meet the previously mention criteria but are my personal thoughts and observations. I do put witty taglines on this nonsense and mail them to your mother on occasion, especially when you have been bad. So have fun, make comments, and come back often.

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04/02/2004 - 6:57 a.m.
Mike Tyson Quotes
Category: uproarious - posted by: Bruce.
Mike Tyson Quotes - Man, this guy makes Bush sound like a genius.
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04/02/2004 - 6:22 a.m.
Smoke Kills
Category: flash animation - posted by: Bruce.
Smoke kills. No, really.
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04/01/2004 - 7:02 a.m.
Watch me turn up side down
Help, I�m stuck and I can�t turnover.
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04/01/2004 - 6:29 a.m.
The Passion Of The Placement
Category: uproarious - posted by: Bruce.
From Something Awful: Advertisements Of The Christ.

"The Passions of the Christ," a documentary by Mel Gibson on the life of Jesus Christ, is currently the number one movie in the civilized world. The movie has garnered near universal praise for its accurate depiction of the life and struggles of Jesus, an olden day muckraker turned messiah. However, the movie has not been without criticism, largely due to its extensive use of product placement, which many people feel undermines the authenticity of the movie and cheapens the sacrifice of Jesus.

You'll find lots of Photoshopped photos -- guaranteed to be offensive to some people.


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03/31/2004 - 7:38 a.m.
Rejected endings to �The Passion of the Christ� movie
Category: uproarious - posted by: Bruce.
Last night Lisa and I saw The Passion of the Christ movie with a group of friends. Many of you know the story but if you don�t I think there�s a book. Anyway what you may not know is that Mel Gibson considered many endings for his movie and here is a picture of one ending that got rejected.
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03/31/2004 - 6:34 a.m.
Brief Safe
Category: uproarious - posted by: Bruce.

The Brief Safe is an innovative new diversion safe that can secure your cash, documents, and other small valuables from inquisitive eyes and thieving hands, both at home and when you're traveling. Items can be hidden right under their noses with these specially-designed briefs which contain a fly-accessed 4" x 10" secret compartment with Velcro� closure and "special markings" on the lower rear portion. Leave the "Brief Safe" in plain view in your laundry basket or washing machine at home, or in your suitcase in a hotel room - even the most hardened burglar or most curious snoop will "skid" to a screeching halt as soon as they see them. (Wouldn't you?) Made in USA. One size.
Color: white (and brown).
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03/31/2004 - 6:30 a.m.
Girls if you live in the San Diego California area beware of this guy
Category: nauseous - posted by: Bruce.
The most disgusting story ever. Told by FullyBuilt on the forums of a bodybuilding website looks like it is on the way to becoming an Internet classic.
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03/30/2004 - 6:51 a.m.
A New Way For Lions To Catch Their Dinner
Category: uproarious - posted by: Bruce.
Amusing video. Not sure what it's advertising.
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03/30/2004 - 6:26 a.m.
Biking in Chernobyl
Category: interesting - posted by: Bruce.
Biking in Chernobyl. A Russian woman goes on a motorbike trip through Chernobyl and the surrounding area. She takes some truly amazing pictures, demonstrating the unimaginable impact to the Russian way of life, both on a huge and a human scale. Definitely worth bearing with the broken English.
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03/29/2004 - 6:44 a.m.
TrunkMonkey, by Suburban Auto Group
Category: uproarious - posted by: Bruce.
TrunkMonkey. Because sometimes, just getting your car back isn't enough. After watching the 2nd movie from the right, I�m thankful that the trunkMonkey wasn�t around when I was a kid. (Flash with embedded movies)
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03/29/2004 - 6:20 a.m.
The fine line between clever and stupid
Category: idiotic - posted by: Bruce.


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03/28/2004 - 11:04 a.m.
Holy Water?
Category: Klassy with a capital K - posted by: Bruce


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