"The Daily Nonsense report� showing on http://BruceDowns.Diaryland.com is just what the name implies, just nonsense. I update this nonsense everyday with links to a wide variety of weird, funny, strange, and just plain entertaining sites that the Internet, so frequently, provides us. On occasion I may feature links that doesn�t necessarily meet the previously mention criteria but are my personal thoughts and observations. I do put witty taglines on this nonsense and mail them to your mother on occasion, especially when you have been bad. So have fun, make comments, and come back often.

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05/22/2004 - 7:50 a.m.
The joke is on the high bidder... this guy's soul is probably going to hell for downloading illegal MP3s for his iPod...
How much is your soul worth? I really couldn't say. Currently this dude's soul is worth 100 dollars.
[Link provided by Steve]
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05/21/2004 - 6:46 a.m.
What's your Fortune?
Random Fortune Cookie Generator
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05/21/2004 - 6:28 a.m.
Well Excuse Me Princess
Well Excuse Me Princess.com - If you don`t expect much from this link, you may not be let down. There, I warned you.
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05/21/2004 - 6:20 a.m.
Friday games
Milk That Cow Game - How fast can you fill the milk bottle?
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05/21/2004 - 5:58 a.m.
In A Past Life
In a past life, I was...

"B.R.U.C.E. the Barbaric , Really Underrated Chinese Elitist"
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05/21/2004 - 5:50 a.m.
Pictures anyone?
Why you should never post your picture on the net.
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05/21/2004 - 5:44 a.m.
The new spring fashions are in

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05/21/2004 - 5:07 a.m.
Yes, I�m a Deadhead�
The Music Downloading Never Stopped! Archive.org is adding the complete live catalog of the Grateful Dead. There are still a few gaps, but they already offer over 1,300 shows for download. Get early favorites, all-time classics, famous guests, the last show, and nearly everything in between, in lossless and mp3 formats. And this is the show that I saw (sensing some sort of deja vu) all over again.
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05/20/2004 - 6:41 a.m.
The AMAZING Site That Turns You Into a Burrito!
Become a burrito right before your very eyes!
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05/20/2004 - 6:27 a.m.
I got 42/48!
Can you pass the 3rd grade? - Why not quiz yourself and see?
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05/20/2004 - 6:07 a.m.
Where's the "Girlfriend sold seperately" disclaimer?
How to sell a watch on eBay
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05/20/2004 - 5:56 a.m.
Just add water!
Buy Dehydrated Water!
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05/20/2004 - 5:40 a.m.
And people said the Internet was only good for porn. Vigilantes never had it so good!
Bitch Hit My Truck: Is this for real?
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05/20/2004 - 4:24 a.m.
YES! THERE IS A PLACE CALLED HELL!
What you're about to read is hard to believe. . .
We're going to examine the place the Bible calls hell. We'll present documented evidence for a place called hell. Don't take what you're going to read lightly. If what you read is true � YOU COULD BE IN SERIOUS DANGER!
You can even listen to a RealAudio recording claiming to be an actual recording of Hell. Are these the actual sounds of hell? Listen to it.
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05/19/2004 - 6:21 a.m.
Please wait�
I found what I believe to be the best website on the net.
Be patient it does take a while for the page to load.
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05/18/2004 - 12:35 p.m.
More Answers to... Ask Me A Question
I found some leftover questions from Friday, so I figured I'd answer them. See comments for more answers. Yes, you can continue add your questions if you like.
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05/18/2004 - 7:09 a.m.
Someone should just point them at the Discovery channel.
When trying to get pregnant, having sex is always a good idea
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05/18/2004 - 4:59 a.m.
Andy Kaufman Returns
I knew it all along. Andy Kaufman is not dead.

Sorry about faking my death. I always knew my biggest supporters would play along until it was the right time for me to return. Yesterday, being the 20th anniversary, was a long enough time to go away.
Andy has a message for all

Sadly, it's kinda hard to fake an official Death Certificate.
On the other hand, if anyone could ...
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05/18/2004 - 4:45 a.m.
Bush Is Lord, Not
Welcome to Bush Is Lord. Our purpose is to bring you documentation to our media-supported claim that George W. Bush is indeed not only our nation's leader, but our spiritual lighthouse and embodied salvation.
Forgive them God for they know not what they do.
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05/17/2004 - 6:56 a.m.
Britney's Subliminal Message
Britney Backwards - Play `Oh Baby Baby` backwards and hear this Scandalous secret message!
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05/17/2004 - 4:02 a.m.
Bart's Blackboard
Bart's Blackboard - Enter text, and Bart Simpson writes it on the blackboard.


What would you have Bart say?
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05/17/2004 - 3:51 a.m.
That didn't sound like Bill Paxton at all
A tornado picks up a house while a storm chaser tapes it. Later, he finds himself getting a little too close for comfort. (27 meg download - some swearing) Fortunately, no one was in that house at the time.
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05/17/2004 - 3:38 a.m.
15 inch Platform Boots @ eBay
If was at a club and I saw somone wearing these, I'd have to push them over to see them try to get up.
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05/17/2004 - 3:31 a.m.
Rockfish
Rockfish (3 minute Video). Takes place on a distant planet in the future. This very cool.
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