"The Daily Nonsense reportĒ showing on http://BruceDowns.Diaryland.com is just what the name implies, just nonsense. I update this nonsense everyday with links to a wide variety of weird, funny, strange, and just plain entertaining sites that the Internet, so frequently, provides us. On occasion I may feature links that doesnít necessarily meet the previously mention criteria but are my personal thoughts and observations. I do put witty taglines on this nonsense and mail them to your mother on occasion, especially when you have been bad. So have fun, make comments, and come back often.

05/31/2004 - 5:29 a.m.
Vacation Time, I'll be back in 6 Days
This will be my last post for a while. Tomorrow we're starting a 6-day vacation in Florida. Specifically, Destine Beech.

The heat is here, and it's time to hit the beach. Six days without a computer, and Six days without email. I'm going on record here. I predict that I'll have more than 1,000 spam emails waiting for me when I return.

So, check back again sometime around the 7th of June. Or, just keep showing up every day and read the archives.

Contest, how many spam emails I will have when I return for the beach? Winner will receive a picture of a bright red Porsche 911 shown below emailed to them.


05/31/2004 - 5:19 a.m.
I Like You
Almost Love you, but I Like You Ė you make me smile. Donít forget to click on the red button.

05/31/2004 - 5:09 a.m.
Evolution of the THONG

0190: The thong is used to hold scrolls.
1970: The thong is used to hold feet.
2004: The thong is used to hold menís attention.


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