06/12/2004 - 7:23 a.m.
I've got a...
I've got a pie hole on the front of my head.
06/11/2004 - 6:19 a.m.
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06/11/2004 - 6:08 a.m.
For $99 you can get a pair of goggles that simulate drunkenness: Drunk Busters Impairment Goggles.
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06/10/2004 - 7:21 a.m.
Very cool Guitar jamming video
Last weekend Jeff went to what I would consider one of the best concerts ever called Crossroads Guitar Festival. Reading his post about the weekend reminded me of a video I saw a long time ago of possibly the most amazing guitar playing I've ever seen. Well after some research I found it, this is a must see video of Justin King jamming with his guitar. if you would like to read more about this self taught guitar player check out his website at http://www.justinking.com/.
06/10/2004 - 4:06 a.m.
Cooking in the Nude, Semen as an Ingredient, 2 BOOKS
eBay auction, 2 books. Book #1 - Cooking with Semen, Book #2 - Cooking in the Nude. And the winning bid goes to jdiddy69.
06/10/2004 - 4:00 a.m.
Wow, that's Linda Carter? I can't believe my eyes
Wow, Linda Carter has really let herself go...
06/09/2004 - 7:16 a.m.
Warning the video you are about to watch contents beer, drinking, vomit and drinking beer vomit
Parents don't send you kid off to college unless you first teach him how to drink. This guy really loves his beer.
06/09/2004 - 6:45 a.m.
Funny Cats on tape
How about a cute and funny cat video
06/09/2004 - 6:07 a.m.
Oh look an eagle
This is one of my son's favorite video's of all time, the Salmon Commercial
06/08/2004 - 6:25 a.m.
Gee, now they're going to have to stay home. Poor kid!
Boy Not Allowed To Bring Porn Star to Prom. Max won a date with adult film actress Tyler Faith on Howard Stern's show Friday. Max is a student at Connecticut's Weston High School. The Advocate of Stamford, Conn., reported school officials and Max's parents stepped in before Saturday's prom.
06/08/2004 - 5:39 a.m.
Truly God Awful Stuff
CheesyJesus.com, Beyond the Jesus Action Figure, this is also your home for lovely Last Supper Wall Tapestries, Mosque Alarm Clocks, "Wash Away Your Sins" Bubble Bath...and of course, Jack Chick tracts!
06/08/2004 - 4:37 a.m.
This never gets old. Although it is.
Classic video of a Channel 5 news anchor getting owned by a "killer" lizard.
06/07/2004 - 3:22 p.m.
I'm back, as if you cared
And the winner of the picture of the Red Porsche goes to*drum roll please*
Jeff. Jeff came the closest to guessing the number of Junk emails that I would get while on vacation. 734 junk emails in six days, I’ve got to figure out how to stop junk emails on my Diaryland account. Congratulations Jeff I’ll send you the jpg soon.
06/07/2004 - 4:01 a.m.
Funny Condom ad
Use a Condom. Because Children are Terrible Creatures. Personal note – I do not agree with this ad but I do find it funny.
06/07/2004 - 3:31 a.m.
Dad's revenge, sells his 13 year old son’s Play Station 2 on eBay as punishment for…
“Well I hope you enjoyed that Dom Perignon champagne because it cost $120.00 a bottle!” Dad recoups $122.50 of his $177 loss. Will his son learn his lesion? I hope so, but if not maybe his dad will sell his son next on eBay. My guess is that he got more for the PS2 then he will get for his son.