"The Daily Nonsense report” showing on http://BruceDowns.Diaryland.com is just what the name implies, just nonsense. I update this nonsense everyday with links to a wide variety of weird, funny, strange, and just plain entertaining sites that the Internet, so frequently, provides us. On occasion I may feature links that doesn’t necessarily meet the previously mention criteria but are my personal thoughts and observations. I do put witty taglines on this nonsense and mail them to your mother on occasion, especially when you have been bad. So have fun, make comments, and come back often.

07/31/2004 - 5:35 a.m.
Caption Time

(via Leslie)
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07/30/2004 - 6:33 a.m.
Looks about as much fun as a poke in the eye.
Nice therapeutic release - possible way to release the tension? Whose eye are you poking? This week, well make it the past four years, it's my boss, who seems dead set on making my life as miserable as hell.
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07/30/2004 - 6:24 a.m.
Big Guns
Who has the biggest arms in the world? Maybe it's Gregg Valentino.

Hi and welcome to GreggValentino.net the all-new home of Gregg Valentino proud owner of the largest arms in the world!! Gregg has a column in Muscular Development Magazine called the Ramblin Freak. You may also have seen him on TV shows and in the media such as Ripley's Believe it or Not, the National Enquirer, FHM magazine, the Carson Daly Show, Simon Cowel's TV show Cupid, ESPN and MSG.

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07/29/2004 - 5:12 a.m.
My name is Marc, and I'm a virgin...

... and I'm okay with it. I don't say this with pride or judgement or anything else; I say it as a matter of fact. My virginity is not based on religion, nor is it fueled by fear. It doesn't involve manipulation, it's not the result of any physical deformity, and it's in spite of my hormones, not due to any lack of them. In short, up until now, just a few months shy of my 27th birthday, I am a virgin for one simple reason: the dream of making a Web site just like this.
Not sure if he realy is okay with, don't believe me then checkout his URL: http://www.devirginizemarc.com/home/
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07/29/2004 - 5:09 a.m.
Another workplace time waster
Ever get in that listless mode at work, where all you feel up for is shooting hoops with the waste basket? Well now even this can be done digitally. Cyrkam airtös lets you waste time at work in an even lazier manner.
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07/28/2004 - 6:34 a.m.
hung over? maybe not.
Go to: Blurry Sities. Enter a URL, and you'll see the web page all blurry.

This is how I feel today. Note to self: stop after a few beers not when the beer runs out.


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07/28/2004 - 5:57 a.m.
Create Your Ride
Create your own car then race it!

If you’ve been on the road in the last 8 years or so, you’ve surely seen those lowered, modified cars with their loud exhaust and custom wheels. Well, now is your chance to create your own sweet ride and even roll it out, all without the tools or voiding your car’s warranty!
Here's my work.


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07/27/2004 - 5:48 a.m.
Random Word Generator
Stuck for a word? Need something to adequately describe your day yet doesn't already have some other meaning? Look no further than the random word generator!

How does it work? By analyising the frequency of pairs of letters in 45,402 different words it is possible to generate new words which, although, don't have any meaning are reasonably syntactically correct. You can refresh the page for 20 new words, or, if you fancy, you can enter a couple of letters to influence how the generated words start.
Daily Nonsense because Dailyria Nonsensewatchet just sounds to gross and Dailying Nonsenselfultasmandchilanderraellymptoriate was to damn long.
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07/27/2004 - 5:25 a.m.
Not sure which party to vote for? I hope this will help
Useful Voter Guide: Are You A Democrat Or A Republican? If you do not know who to vote for this year play this game designed to…

... help first-time voters, undecideds and independens figure out who they should be voting for.

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07/26/2004 - 5:14 a.m.
Oh the humanity!
Are You Angry About Cruelty to Vegetables? If so, check out Vegetable Cruelty.

The Vegetable Rights Militant Movement (VRMM) is a nationally active, grassroots, vegetable liberation and defense organization. The VRMM differs from other vegetable activist organizations in that it really does all that it can to stop people from torturing, killing, humiliating, and ultimately eating vegetables and fruits.


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07/26/2004 - 4:56 a.m.
WordCount
WordCount - Tracking the way we use language.

WordCount™ is an artistic experiment in the way we use language. It presents the 86,800 most frequently used English words, ranked in order of commonality. Each word is scaled to reflect its frequency relative to the words that precede and follow it, giving a visual barometer of relevance. The larger the word, the more we use it. The smaller the word, the more uncommon it is.
This is cool but neither "blog" or "weblog" are listed.
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