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Steve
Oh, man are you going to be in trouble...
Q: What is the meaning of life?
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Golfer
If a man is alone in a forest and there's no woman around to hear what he says, is he still wrong?
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Allen
Do you work? Or just sit around all day surfing the web and posting all this nonsense?
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SadMom
Bruce...do you like smoked salmon?
(if so, can I send you some?)

Sorry, that's two questions...
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Frank
Should I buy Google when it goes public?
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Nikki
Bruce, Can I have your baby?
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WildAndCrazy
Have you ever "experimented" with psychedelic substances?
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Potbreath
who named earth? I really want to know the answer to this but doubt you can answer this.
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Jill
I'm pretty sure I know the answer. But here it goes, Do you approve or disapprove of the way George W. Bush is handling his Presidency? ;-)
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April
What is your credit card number with the most available credit?
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kami
How much time do you think you spend per day on this nonsense?
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Paul
Did Dr. Hook ever get on the cover of the Rolling Stone?
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Laura W.
Bruce, forget about Nikki. Can I have your baby.
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Amy
Bruce, you have a lot of funny people that comment on your post. Who do you think is your funniest commenter?
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Bruce
Q: What is the meaning of life? (Asked by: Steve)
The meaning of life is to exist, be happy, do no harm to others, and last but not least to love and be loved. That is the meaning of my life. Thanks for asking.

If a man is alone in a forest and there's no woman around to hear what he says, is he still wrong? (Asked by: Golfer)
Yes, No doubt about it.

Do you work? Or just sit around all day surfing the web and posting all this nonsense? (Asked by: Allen)
Yes, I work from 7AM - 4PM eastern time, but I get to the office around 5 AM and play during lunch. I certainly don't spend all day surfing the web. I'm very efficient when it comes to finding good stuff to post.

Bruce...do you like smoked salmon? (Asked by: SadMom) (if so, can I send you some?)
Absolutely! That would be great. I'll send you a shipping address by email. Oops I donít have your email address.

Should I buy Google when it goes public? (Asked by: Frank)
Google is by far my favorite website. I thought about doing that myself, but the truth is I know nothing about stocks. So my answer is, buy it and let me know how it works out.

Bruce, Can I have your baby? (Asked by: Nikki)
If I got a dollar every time I heard that. I would have about 1 dollar in my savings account. Although I would hate to deprive you from having my offspring I will have to decline. Iím sure that you will be able to find a smart, good-looking man like myself out there somewhere or maybe not.

Have you ever "experimented" with psychedelic substances? (Asked by: WildAndCrazy)
I can assure that Iíve been accused of it many times, and probably for good reason. My sense of humor and personality would lead people to think that. But, since my big boss (4-levels up) reads this nonsense far too often, Iím going to say, I Absolutely have No recollection of doing drugs.

who named earth? (Asked by: Potbreath)
Good question. And I do not know the answer but I have thought about it. We all acknowledge that the name of our planet is earth, which if you think about itÖ just might be the one and only thing in the world that everyone has agreed on. Can you think of anything else on this planet that everyone has agreed on? Not me.

Do you approve or disapprove of the way George W. Bush is handling his Presidency? (Asked by: Jill)
Jill, Iím surprised at you. You are the first person (that I did not know and begged to visit this Nonsense) that ever left a comment. You should know better, but to answer your question, NO. By the way you pronounced George W. Bush name wrong, select this link for proper pronunciation.

What is your credit card number with the most available credit? (Asked by: April)
Here you go all the Credit Card numbers you could ever use. If you want a good laugh read the comments on the bottom of the page. Most of these people are missing something called a brain, if you know what I mean.

How much time do you think you spend per day on this nonsense? (Asked by: kami)
About an hour and half, but most of it is goofing off. I just hope that the Internet continues to feed me all this nonsense. But since you asked, folks you can send me links *begs, with prayer hands*. I could use all the help that I can get.

Did Dr. Hook ever get on the cover of the Rolling Stone? (Asked by: Paul)
Man I use to love Dr. Hook, Iíve seen him in concert three times back in the mid 70ís (I was in 5-7 grade). Not sure about the cover but I did love that song, but if he did make the cover Iím sure he bought five copies for his mother.

Can I have your baby? (Asked by: Laura W.)
Yahoo! Now, I would now have 2 dollars in my savings account. Sorry, Laura I am afraid you are on your own, but Iím pretty sure Steve would like to help.

Bruce, you have a lot of funny people that comment on your post. Who do you think is your funniest commenter? (Asked by: Amy)
That is any easy one the one that makes me laugh the loudest.
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Bruce
This was fun. Keep the questions coming. I will do this every Friday, maybe.
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screenwriter
You have better ideas than I do on how to kill a Friday at work.
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susan
How do you solve a problem like Maria?
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Kirk
Do you prefer to drink beer from a bottle, can, or glass? IT MATTERS.
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Debbie
What is the best wine to serve with chittlins?
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BodyShots
Bruce, Why ask why?
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BodyShots
Bruce, Why ask why?
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Finnegan
Why do people double post?
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Rachel
What are you secretly afraid of?
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Norfolk
Bruce, why do you always say that you are going on your diet again, then eat Chinese the very next day?
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Graham King
I run darkcoding.net, and was please to find your site in my logs. (You mentioned it in the answer to 'What is your credit card number with the most available credit?') Seven people clicked on that link. Fascinating. And my question is: Is everything relative ?
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