"The Daily Nonsense report� showing on http://BruceDowns.Diaryland.com is just what the name implies, just nonsense. I update this nonsense everyday with links to a wide variety of weird, funny, strange, and just plain entertaining sites that the Internet, so frequently, provides us. On occasion I may feature links that doesn�t necessarily meet the previously mention criteria but are my personal thoughts and observations. I do put witty taglines on this nonsense and mail them to your mother on occasion, especially when you have been bad. So have fun, make comments, and come back often.

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09/22/2003 - 4:54 a.m.
About Me
My name is Bruce Downs; I'm 40 years old as of 3/27/2003. I am a very happily married man (married 6/21/86) with a 6 year old "little me" named Mason. I live in Georgia and I enjoy playing on the Internet. If you have the need to see what I look like then select here.

In 1992 I founded a program for teens and young adults with developmental disabilities to help further develop their social and community skills called the Happy Club. I coach a girl's basketball team called the Georgia Lady Eagles

Things that make me who I am... things you may not know about me.

  1. I recently developed an obsession with blogging
  2. I have an obsession with my wife
  3. I have an obsession with my son
  4. I have an obsession with my dog Trixie
  5. I have an obsession with the Internet
  6. I have an obsession with sports talk
  7. I have an obsession with 70�s music
  8. I have an obsession with the coaching girls basketball
  9. I have an obsession with my weight
  10. I have an obsession with buffets
  11. I have an obsession the Wizard of Oz books (did you know that there are 40 official Oz Books?)
  12. I am generally an obsessive person

  13. I have artificial hips
  14. I walk with a limp

  15. I like people that I can learn from
  16. I like spell checker
  17. I like doing more then what is expected from me
  18. I like nice people

  19. I am smarter than what I let on
  20. I am a quiet person
  21. I am a pretty good basketball player

  22. I want a tattoo of Mighty Mouse on my arm
  23. I want a BMW M3 convertible
  24. I want to be an expert Webmaster
  25. I want to be able to change the world
  26. I want to sleep more
  27. I want to be smarter

  28. I hate horses
  29. I hate swimming
  30. I hate people that I cannot trust
  31. I hate people that do not do what they say
  32. I hate rush-hour traffic

  33. I cannot spell worth a shitt
  34. I cannot spend as much money as I would like too
  35. I cannot read a map as well as I pretend
  36. I am learning how to coach basketball
  37. I am learning more about the bible
  38. I am learning how to raise a boy

  39. I am a totally forgiving person
  40. I sing. Far too much.
  41. I need counseling, but than again who doesn�t for some reason or another?
  42. I keep every single email anyone has ever sent me
  43. I can�t think of 100 things about myself because I�m not that interesting

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