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10/18/2003 - 9:47 a.m.
Pssst!
A very Happy Birthday to my darling wife, Lisa. Don't tell anyone that she's Thirty eight older.
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10/17/2003 - 6:17 a.m.
Halloween Pumpkins
Do you need ideas for your Halloween Pumpkin carving? Even if you don�t you still need to checkout Extreme Pumpkins.com. Pumpkin carving will never be the same.
This is one of my favorites.
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10/16/2003 - 12:37 p.m.
The Tiger That Ate Roy
Here is the exclusive picture of Montecore, the Roy Horn-mauling white tiger. It has been learned that Montecore will not be disciplined for his attack on Roy. This picture was taken back stage immediately following the October 3 attack on the illusionist.
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10/16/2003 - 6:13 a.m.
The Worst Halloween Costumes of 2003
10. Ronald McDonald (the butt of many of my jokes)
9. Dog poop
8. Atlanta Brave (October losers)
7. The Tax Man
6. Rush Limbaugh (racist)
5. Walmart greeter
4. Doug Johnson (the failed Falcons back up quarterback)
3. Atlanta Falcon (What happen to them?)
2. Ticket Master (the evil monster that charges me every time I buy concert tickets)
1. Atlanta Hawk (people will not know what you are supposed to be, since most people do not know that there is a Atlanta Hawk team)
I need help with some bad Halloween costumes. I will do a new top ten list using your comments on 10/29/03.
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10/16/2003 - 5:22 a.m.
Internet-based digital clock designed by the University of Poland
Finally, after years of work, computer science graduate students at The
University of Poland have finally finished their Internet-based digital clock.
Link to digital clock. (Opens in new window)
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10/15/2003 - 6:47 a.m.
Trick-or-Treat video
Here�s a good one. Select the Trick or Treat buttons on the video.
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10/15/2003 - 6:46 a.m.
Caution, Caution, Caution
The most annoying webpage on the Internet can be found right here. Have fun, but I�m warning you not to select the link.
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10/15/2003 - 6:11 a.m.
Dog, that looks-like-my-neighbor, for good home (you must see his picture)
It is said that the longer a person owns a dog the more they look-a-like. Well a friend of mine has owned his dog for eight years and has recently got married. His new wife wants him to give his dog away, because the dog freaks her out. The dog is friendly, very quiet, and likes to watch T.V. Although my friend who does agree that the dog does look a lot like him, he will look for a new home for his dog. So, if you are lonely and would like a dog in the house please take a look.
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10/15/2003 - 5:38 a.m.
The 1 & 5 Atlanta Falcons can turn it around
You�re going to laugh. I hear you laughing already. Tell you what � I�ll wait until the chuckles subside before proceeding. The Falcons could turn it around; it�s mathematically and perhaps even tactically possible. All that has to happen for the Falcons to go to the Super Bowl is the following.
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10/14/2003 - 9:22 a.m.
Halloween dogs
This past weekend we saw the movie �Good Dog� the idea of this movie is that all dogs came to earth to overthrow humans and take over the world. So, what if dogs actually did take control of the world? This is what I would think Halloween would look like.
Here�s a few more.
Put your paw print right about here.
How about this one.
Or this one.
Or even this one.
What other changes could you see if dogs took over the world?
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10/14/2003 - 8:50 a.m.
Bad Advertisements on T.V.
Lately I have seen some bad McDonald�s advertisements on T.V. So, I thought I would help the fast food chains with some other bad ad campaigns.
Stud McMuffin
KFC Popcorn Chicken
Burger (ML) King
Taco Bell
McDonald�s, Bad Parent
Can you come up with some slogans?
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10/14/2003 - 8:50 a.m.
Caption This
Let the Captions roll.
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10/13/2003 - 10:51 a.m.
Ghettopoly
From the what�s next department, Checkout the new board game called Ghettopoly.
For Ages: 13 to Adult. 2 to 7 Playas.
Price: $29.95 (plus shipping & handling charges)
Buying stolen properties, pimpin hoes, building crack houses and projects, paying protection fees and getting car jacked are some of the elements of the game. Not dope enough?...If you don't have the money that you owe to the loan shark you might just land yourself in da Emergency Room.
Contents:
Game Board, Loan Shark Tray, 40 Crack Houses, 17 Projects, Pink Slip Cards, Ghetto Stash and Hustle Cards, 7 Game pieces (Pimp, Hoe, 40 oz, Machine Gun, Marijuana Leaf, Basket Ball and Crack), Counterfeit Money, and 2 Dice
Link to Ghettopoly website.
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10/13/2003 - 10:39 a.m.
This isn�t your Mother�s Blender!
Every now and then, a product comes along that makes you proud to be a guy!
This is the �Tim the Tool Man� type of blender, guaranteed to be the most fun you'll ever have blending a Margarita!
Whip out the Daiquiri Whacker, and the party will come to you!
Link to Daiquiri Whacker website.
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10/13/2003 - 10:33 a.m.
Tired of paying for your webhosting?
Submitted by Loose Tooth
Now, a Pennsylvania company called Mindfield Media will give you free web-page hosting services for life if you get a tattoo of one of their mascots. By 'lifetime,' they mean of their company, of course."
Link to story. My question to you, what company logo tattoo would get for free service/product for life?
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10/13/2003 - 10:28 a.m.
Important health announcement
Although many of you do not know me and I�ve only had this website for less then three weeks. I will only post personal health issues, when it�s to let you know I may be too ill to post on time.
Today is an entirely different situation. I have contracted a condition that I have been told is treatable, but has thus far been unresponsive to any known medical treatments. I trust you will understand and pray for a speedy recovery for me.
So, to confirm any rumors you may have heard, it is true; I do have hiccups.
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