"The Daily Nonsense report� showing on http://BruceDowns.Diaryland.com is just what the name implies, just nonsense. I update this nonsense everyday with links to a wide variety of weird, funny, strange, and just plain entertaining sites that the Internet, so frequently, provides us. On occasion I may feature links that doesn�t necessarily meet the previously mention criteria but are my personal thoughts and observations. I do put witty taglines on this nonsense and mail them to your mother on occasion, especially when you have been bad. So have fun, make comments, and come back often.

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01/03/2004 - 5:49 a.m.
Iran is sure having a bad week
Category: bizarre - posted by: Bruce
Meteorite hits Iran. First an earthquake to get everyone's attention, now a direct hit by a Meteorite. All they need now is a flood for a natural disaster trifecta!
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01/02/2004 - 6:32 a.m.
Next mars probe scheduled to be lost forever tomorrow
Category: interesting - posted by: Bruce.

Next mars probe scheduled to be lost forever tomorrow. In a related story, mysterious pods land at strategic points around the globe
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01/02/2004 - 5:53 a.m.
Worlds Largest snake goes on display
Category: incredible - posted by: Bruce.
Yes I know this is last weeks news but it just made yesterdays paper in Atlanta. The World�s longest snake goes on display at tiny Indonesian zoo. Yes you can see pictures or video
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01/01/2004 - 9:00 a.m.
If you are at a party and need a Pi�ata, Do not try this
Category: idiotic - posted by: Bruce
Man Accidentally Killed When Posing As Pi�ata For Kids
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12/31/2003 - 3:32 p.m.
Sticking to the bisexual theme for one more time
Category: Got Cha - posted by: Steve
Britney Spears to perform in lesbian show. Oh, wait
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12/31/2003 - 12:07 p.m.
Man... the only "fad" I can remember from high school was being preppie *sigh*
Category: cool - posted by: Bruce
Teen girls now enjoying the new "bisexual chic" fad, kissing each other at parties. In other news: Bisexuals are called greedy.
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12/31/2003 - 7:24 a.m.
hangover cures
Category: sad - posted by: Bruce
Bartenders recommend moderation but offer these hangover cures "if moderation eludes you"
I need your help before I go partying tonight, What is your favorite hangover cure?
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12/30/2003 - 5:54 a.m.
the Lady is a champ
Category: rody - posted by: Laura W.

Women are better than men. They are more scholarly, more hip, more artistic, more in harmony with nature and safer to be around. Still can't drive a standard.
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12/30/2003 - 5:17 a.m.
2003 Top Ten Questions at Ask Yahoo
Category: Twaddle - posted by: Bruce.
From condiments to candles, we've collected the most popular Ask Yahoo! questions of 2003, as determined by the number of times readers emailed each column to friends and family. So click, read, learn, and enjoy. Here's to an enlightening new year!
What did you ask Yahoo that did not make the list?
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12/30/2003 - 5:14 a.m.
Bubble Wrap Pop
Category: bizarre - posted by: 70�s Man.
Bubble Wrap� has been a source of fascination for people of all ages since its invention. Now, finally, there is a web page dedicated to this most entertaining packing material. Don�t forget to try the insane version. I�ll bet you a coin flip that you will have fun. Yesterday I introduced the Sex Crazed diet, today I bring you the Virtual Snack Machine. I personally like yesterdays diet.
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12/29/2003 - 12:21 p.m.
Tombstone Humor - I TOLD YOU I WAS SICK
Category: You tell me - posted by: Bruce.

What do you want on your tombstone?
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12/29/2003 - 5:40 a.m.
Sex Crazed New Years Diet - Sorry, not for people doing the celibacy thing ;o)
Category: Obvious - posted by: Bruce.
New Years often brings resolutions - but this one is WILD. Recent reports suggest that vigorous sex can burn calories at a heart-pumping pace - up to 120 calories an hour. Now a new diet says "Make Love, Lose Weight".
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12/29/2003 - 5:22 a.m.
PETA�s New Comic for Kids - a Real-Life Horror Story!
Category: nauseous - posted by: Bruce.

PETA activists - including cuddly, costumed raccoons and foxes - are making guest appearances outside performances of The Nutcracker across the country this holiday season with a cheeky message of compassion. As children arrive to see the "Dance of the Sugarplum Fairy," some will be unaware that their mothers are already starring in a real-life horror story! PETA will be there to greet any fur-clad moms and their children with their newest anti-fur leaflet-PETA Comics presents..."Your Mommy Kills Animals!"
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12/28/2003 - 9:07 a.m.
Brand babies
Category: bizarre - posted by: Bruce
A Lexus SC430 hardtop convertible out of your reach? Don�t worry, just compensate by naming your kid Lexus Or Gucci, Evian, or even Eternity.... more brand baby names here.
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12/28/2003 - 7:57 a.m.
This is to easy. Today�s Wal-Mart story.
Category: bizarre - posted by: Bruce
This is to easy. Today�s Wal-Mart story. Two Wal-Mart clerks arrested and fired after intentionally and repeatedly smashing carts into parked police cruiser.
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12/27/2003 - 6:16 a.m.
I will not try this, I will not try this, I will not try this
Category: idiotic - posted by: Bruce
When trying to woo back a woman, asking a friend to shoot you in the groin is not the way to go about it.
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12/27/2003 - 5:39 a.m.
On a serious note, If you Hate America you are a terrorist (?)
Category: scary - posted by: Bruce
U.S. wants to speak with the 13 passengers who didn't show up for Air France flights to U.S. The 13 are on U.S. terrorist watch lists, one has a pilots license.
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12/26/2003 - 1:27 p.m.
What? violent people shopping at Wal-Mart? I don't believe it.
Category: sad - posted by: Bruce
Today�s Wal-Mart story - man pummeled with a baseball bat and beaten by as many as four people after a dispute over a place in line.
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12/26/2003 - 6:40 a.m.
and the Survey says
Category: You tell me - posted by: Bruce
What was the best present you got? The worst?
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