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01/17/2004 - 6:08 a.m.
But is it a mars shrimp?
Category: nifty - posted by: Bruce
Long John Silver's promises if NASA discovers evidence of ocean water on Mars (likely), it will provide one free giant shrimp to each American. To my Canadian friends, I�m sorry no (half a foot long) giant shrimp for you.
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01/17/2004 - 6:00 a.m.
"Popeye" turns 75 today.
Category: cool - posted by: Bruce
Empire State Building to be lit spinach green in honor of Popeye the Sailor Man's 75th birthday. Don�t forget to tests your Popeye knowlitch wits me simple quiz.
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01/16/2004 - 6:24 a.m.
Back in the day we called them Qualudes.
Red wine to be available in pill form.
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01/16/2004 - 6:22 a.m.
It was the Black Pearl I tell you!
Arr, matey! Ghost ship found drifting off Australia's northwest coast more than a year ago is to be sunk as an artificial reef. Fate of its crew remains unsolved. Jack Sparrow unavailable for comment.


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01/15/2004 - 6:54 a.m.
Officers feel the sting for themselves
Category: uproarious - posted by: Bruce.
Police officers in Plattsmouth, Neb. get new tasers, test them on each other.


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01/15/2004 - 6:51 a.m.
Orgasms 'at the touch of a button'
Category: incredible - posted by: Bruce.
Women getting turned on by device that attaches to their ankles. French ticklers surrender. Lisa says device NOT necessary.
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01/15/2004 - 6:50 a.m.
Egg Peeler
Category: bizarre - posted by: Bruce.
World's weirdest/coolest kitchen gadget
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01/15/2004 - 6:45 a.m.
dream trip to Hawaii
Category: bizarre and sad - posted by: Bruce.
Two men arrested after naked high school cheerleader falls from their ninth-floor hotel balcony.

Witness claims he hear her yelling as she fell:
�we've got spirit yes we do. we've got spirit how 'bout
yooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.....
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01/14/2004 - 6:26 a.m.
Crappy reality TV conquers France
Category: nauseous - posted by: Bruce.
�Mom swapping" all the rage in France
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01/14/2004 - 6:22 a.m.
News flash! Cops like boobies too
Category: dim-witted news - posted by: Bruce.
Not one. Not two. No, it took 25 policemen to establish that crime was in progress at the Titty Twister strip club
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01/14/2004 - 3:57 a.m.
Film at 11:00
Category: dim-witted news - posted by: Bruce
Anchor Bares All In Wet T-Shirt Contest, Gets Fired
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01/14/2004 - 3:42 a.m.
100 MOST OFTEN MISPELLED MISSPELLED WORDS IN ENGLISH
Category: nifty - posted by: Bruce
Dr. Language has provided a one-stop cure for all your spelling ills. Here are the 100 words most often misspelled ('misspell' is one of them). Each word has a mnemonic pill with it and, if you swallow it, it will help you to remember how to spell the word. Master the orthography of the words on this page and reduce the time you spend searching dictionaries by 50%.
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01/14/2004 - 3:26 a.m.
I already know I won. What's the point?
Category: bizarre - posted by: Bruce
Are you the most psychic person in the world? Compete in the Paranormal Olympics
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01/13/2004 - 6:40 a.m.
Wonder why Naked News was left out of the article...
Category: interesting - posted by: Bruce.
People turning towards "alternative" news sources more often. You can get all your news from here
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01/13/2004 - 6:35 a.m.
He goes from fat and flabby to sleek and trim!
Category: interesting - posted by: Bruce.
Man goes from wimp to buff... and this is the transformation. Anything is possible if you put your mind to it
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01/13/2004 - 6:31 a.m.
1-800-DumbAss
Category: dim-witted news - posted by: Bruce.
Woman gets arrested after dialing wrong number to buy crack
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01/12/2004 - 6:39 a.m.
In my book anti-aging beer would beat governator beer everyday of the week
Category: incredible - posted by: Bruce.
Best new invention: Beer to keep you young. Brewery sells anti-aging beer
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01/12/2004 - 6:36 a.m.
Bill Clinton is vindicated!
Category: cool - posted by: Bruce.
Deadly sins reduced from seven to six. Florida demands a recount
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